http://www.phillramey.com/2005/05/22/the-start-of-a-bad-week/ I Could Rule the World Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:21:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://www.phillramey.com/2005/05/22/the-start-of-a-bad-week/comment-page-1/#comment-129 Drool Fri, 27 May 2005 05:26:18 +0000 http://www.phillramey.com/2005/05/22/the-start-of-a-bad-week/#comment-129 Forklifts are the punkest of all lifts. Have you ever tried to maneuver a bale of shredded paper with one? Goddamn that's hard. They only had me do it once and then called me an "idiot" and sent me back to feeding magazines to the Shredder. Yeah, that's right, the Ninja Turtle's nemesis. He'd stand there looking tough, you'd throw a bale of 20 Modern Brides at him and he'd do this crazy ninja shit, chop them to shreds and feed them into the baler. Ahh I miss that job. But not the Shredder. That guy's a jerk. Forklifts are the punkest of all lifts. Have you ever tried to maneuver a bale of shredded paper with one? Goddamn that’s hard. They only had me do it once and then called me an “idiot” and sent me back to feeding magazines to the Shredder. Yeah, that’s right, the Ninja Turtle’s nemesis. He’d stand there looking tough, you’d throw a bale of 20 Modern Brides at him and he’d do this crazy ninja shit, chop them to shreds and feed them into the baler. Ahh I miss that job. But not the Shredder. That guy’s a jerk.

]]> http://www.phillramey.com/2005/05/22/the-start-of-a-bad-week/comment-page-1/#comment-128 yaeka Mon, 23 May 2005 19:06:17 +0000 http://www.phillramey.com/2005/05/22/the-start-of-a-bad-week/#comment-128 Maybe you should get a new job. Like a job in Redmond so we can carpool again. Although driving a forklift if very punkrock of you, right? Maybe you should get a new job. Like a job in Redmond so we can carpool again. Although driving a forklift if very punkrock of you, right?

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